you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
false alarm. still invincible.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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