My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
send nudes
from the living room?
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