As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
a search helicopter?!
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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