Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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