How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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