All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I seem to have left my pride at pride
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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