I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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