Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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