grandma shit on top of the toilet
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just pee around me
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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