i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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