I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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