What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
