K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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