How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Your cock deserves a montage
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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