Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
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