Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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