All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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