Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
tell me about the eggs
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