How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Randomize