So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
