Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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