oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
