I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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