im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Randomize
