I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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