Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We are two peas in an std pod
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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