hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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