On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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