i can't believe i had my finger in that
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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