TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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