Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just had sex bonerless
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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