is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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