he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
