Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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