i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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