Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
