Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
