my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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