Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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