I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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