you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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