Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
