sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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