Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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