school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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