Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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