what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
