What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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