I just made out with a guy for $7.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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