i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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