Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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