so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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