Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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