Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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