yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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