just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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